Corporate lesson: 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,
quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she
opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she
says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel
that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good
fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs
to disclose to her husband. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door
neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say
anything about the 800 dollars he Owes me?



Moral of the story :
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and exposure on
time with your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure!


Corporate lesson: 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road; he
topped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealth fully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at
him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was
flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once
again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful
glance and went on  her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, "Go
forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
opportunity!