Anon no more


I was walking along the ghats in Rishikesh today enjoying the early morning wind, the sight of the river, the soaring eagles and what not. An acceptable number of people were walking, bathing, meditating, stretching, standing on their heads,  etc doing what people are supposed to do in a holy town.  Not too crowded or noisy to enjoy the magnificent Ganges and the green…

“Which river is this?” , I was shaken out of my reverie by this billion dollar question.

I just smiled. I knew what  this was about. The questioner looked like a old village pradhan type but I was not easily fooled. I acted cool, nodded my head, smiled again and started looking for the hidden cameras. Of course this had to be one of those hidden camera programs where they take you for a ride… but at 6 in the morning ?! These guys must be very hard working types.

“Ganga he na?” he asked politely again.

I nodded still looking furiously for the cameras.

“The same river that flows through Vrindavan?”

Okayyyy….looks like this guy's on a trip !

I bet this dude would have gone to see Taj Mahal and would have asked somebody there :

"Yeh Red Fort he na?Jo Indira Gandhi ne banaya ?”

Anyway folks, the good news is that I didn't fall for this scam. But of lately, strange things like this are happening to me. People who have not been in touch for eons have got in touch. Old flames are burning again…

And my cover is blown.

A girl/woman whom I haven’t seen for 14 years tracked me down to this blog. I mean I know I am a prize catch and all that but still dedicating years of your life in hot pursuit of a guy …well well…

Of course I’m flattered. She used every trick in the book short of hiring private investigators or getting a red notice issued by the Interpol. I thought this blog was pretty fool proof you know. So Anon no more.

She was the first girl I met online who had the guts to meet me offline.Make no mistake about it, we are talking about an exceptionally brave girl. We used to chat in Yahoo messenger everyday and she knew I was a psychopath but still she was all for meeting me. Just to make things more interesting I suggested the place for our first rendezvous to be a Krishnamurti gathering. Looking back I’m amazed she agreed to come at all ! Nothing much happened after that… I mean she finally understood that I was a psychopath( a gone case as they would say) and just let me be… Anyway I’ll be seeing her in a couple of months for a 'reconnect'.

Hey,don’t get your filthy minds in spin mode guys… she’s married, a mom and blah blah. That makes it even more exciting I hear you say. Damn well right you are… ;)

13 comments:

  1. I lost my anonymity some time back by revealing my blog to some close friends. Fortunately..they do not care to read it :)

    I've always wanted to meet some bloggers that I read regularly, but just never got the chance to. Maybe I'll make the brave move of meeting some psychopathic blogger in my area!

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    1. lol... yes i don't think close friends would want to read anyway. They already have enough of you ;) Hmmm I've met some bloggers with very 'interesting' results :D

      Good luck on meeting that psychopathic blogger :)

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  2. Hahaha...loved this post! And here I was gonna suggest that we meet up when you land in B'lore some time :D
    But, seriously. great to see you write :)

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    1. Navmi, thank you 4 the genuine appreciation. I'm touched. (no mean feat since im a psycho) We can definitely meet up... Haven't you heard that psychopaths are the most charismatic people on the planet? I'm sure you wouldn't let such a golden opportunity pass you by :P

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  3. A Psychopath whose cover has been blown!

    *shriek*

    That's headline material.

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    1. Ha ...lol.... you should be very scared !!!

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  4. Noooooo... I am so jealous. And here I thought that I am the one~ your biggest fan, I have been asking your real name and stuff since ages now..I get no mention in the blogspot? Unfair Mr vagabond.... I have been following you from the time you used to be PAN

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    1. Sneha meri jaan, you will always be my no.1 fan for sticking with me throughout and for all the love and support. What's in a name anyway ? teek hai, Just for you I will reveal my name.... The name is Bond.......... Vaga Bond. Happy ?:P

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    2. Way over the top....though i thought that u loved cheesy comments :P

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  5. Waiting for the 'reconnect' post :-p

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    1. Ha Ha I'm looking forward to the reconnect too. Good to see a male presence here after ages. Keep visiting dude ! :)

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  6. That girl must have fallen for your charming personality, so she turned a blind eye to your self- proclaimed psycho tendency..why do you think she was searching for you all these years?

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Thanks for taking the time to write :)