This incident happened in my vagabonding days when I was in Auroville staying in a farm. We had to work in the farm for 2 hours every day in exchange of accommodation and breakfast. Sometimes other residents would join us for the mooring work.
During my stay, there were mostly guys on the farm and it was good. We could be ourselves, walk around almost naked in the bare minimum and dispense with politeness. So imagine the chaos when a hot blonde 'un turned up. She always used to wear a long red skirt with purple splotches, tucked high up, when she worked. It looked as if she was wearing a micro mini if anything at all. As far as I know none of the guys was complaining .
God must have spent a disproportionate amount of time on her legs .In case that didn't do the trick, she would often wear a black sleeveless top with a low neck. Ah with colleagues like that you don’t mind working the extra hour! She seemed mildly interested in me for some reason. This was the turning point in our relationship:-
Scene: The banana plantation where some major ‘weeding’ is going on... Blonde and me sitting side by side doing some serious weeding. Imagine the smell of earth, mud on your fingers, and sweat on the body...
Vagabond: "Did you see the play yesterday?"
Hot Blonde: "Naw, I missed it"
"I went with the guys. It was quite good"
She bends over, leans ever so closer, breasts too close and beautiful to miss. white limbs covered in red earth…
"There's a movie day after. If you like..."
I smiled, about to reply,
"awwwwwwooaaaa", She's on her feet screaming like an Amazon warrior
Skirt hikes up further, if that's possible, right hand brandishes a scissors.
"I know these bastards."
Her left hand plucks something out of the hidden recesses of her right thigh.
"Err,ahem, think they are called ticks"
She looks at the poor little 'fucker', never thought a woman's face could express cruelty so blatantly.
Scissors get to work on the legs of the mite, done with coldness and immense precision. Satiated bliss on face, too real to miss. CHOP ! CHOP! CHOP!.
"About day after tomorrow?"
"Ugh, ive got something coming up, maybe some other time. Excuse me; think I need to go get some fresh air.."