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London was
where I made my first serious foray into cooking. Eating out in the city
was an expensive proposition. So as with most bachelors from the sub continent, I had to bow before the might of the British pound and enter the kitchen. But
it was truly love at first smell and sound for me. I loved the scent of spices, the steaming aroma of freshly cooked basmati rice, the crackling of mustard seeds and the sound of hissing oil when chillies and tomatoes were fried. Contrary to what I was
told before leaving India, there was a mind boggling variety of vegetables and
fruits in the supermarkets. So I experimented a lot, stepping out of the safety of the cook book and thoroughly enjoyed
cooking. I would prepare a huge portion
of sabji (vegetable cooked in gravy) and leave it in the fridge with a note for my house-mates asking them
to taste and rate it. As the months passed, the ratings improved along with my
confidence.
However, this was a time of great personal
crisis for me. I was trying hard, very hard, to get laid. Imagine a 25 year old
Indian guy fresh off the boat in one of the most cosmopolitan cities of the
world exposed to endless number of beautiful women wherever he goes. Yet all
he can do is dribble and watch. My friend Eric came to the rescue. A seasoned
hand at all things feminine, the first thing he asked me to do was shave my
moustache off.
“What? Are you out of your senses? This is
equivalent to castration for a Malayali guy” I thundered. But no amount of
thundering or pleading could move Eric.
Eric vowed to teach me the secrets of
seduction only if I cleaned up my upper lip. He claimed guys in the West who wore
a moustache were mostly part of the gay scene, convincing me that just getting
rid of the stache was half the job done.
Maybe it was
just a coincidence but as soon as I trashed the stache I began to score with the ladies.
It was around this time that I met Audrey (pronounced Odd Ray!) at a house
party. She had just landed in London from Paris for a 3 months’ work holiday
vacation. We hit it off immediately and she confided that the reason behind the
trip was that she had just broken up with her boy friend and wanted a change of scenery. Her French accent and
bubbly extrovert nature was a huge turn on for me.
I woke up in
heaven with a smirk plastered on my face after our first night together. What
are the chances of a Mallu guy sleeping with a French chick who had pouting
lips and sleepy ‘I’m ready for a fuck now’ eyes? Overflowing with gratitude, I decided
to pamper her. So I made breakfast (not idly sambar !) and surprised her in
bed. Her reaction caught me unawares. She was genuinely surprised and then
started silently crying. Later, she told me that nobody had done that for her.
How much it meant to her was revealed shortly when she smashed me in an intense
love making session that lasted till late afternoon by which time we were both
drained.
Nevertheless
I got up and somehow managed to ‘cook a curry’, as the Brits would say. We ravenously
ate. I was planning to sleep it off but Audrey had different plans for the rest of the day. I
soon learned why the world regards the French as the greatest lovers on the
planet.
The sex was
always great but soon it became obvious to me that the quality was extra terrestrial
on the days I cooked or surprised her in bed (with food you dirty perverts!). She
would often come to watch me cook up a storm, much to the amusement of my
housemates. Ha, I can still see her standing by the kitchen door wearing just
her black over sized T shirt and little else. I never made conversation while I cooked but I
would glance at her every now and then. Sometimes she would come and stand just
beside me, not making contact yet touching me inside out. The rich smell of Indian
spices mingled with the smell of her sweat and sex. Many times I have seriously
contemplated fucking her there in the warm kitchen that smelled of India.Tandoori naan with Paneer Butter masala and Audrey on the side, I would
fantasize.
Audrey was a
man magnet. When we went out to pubs, clubs or even the park she would have
guys eating out of her hands. They would stare at her , smile at her, and even
sometimes flirt outrageously. Of course she was dazzlingly beautiful, but that was not uncommon in London. She had something else, the oomph factor, that made her irresistible. She was perfectly at ease handling her admirers and
that’s what probably never made me jealous or possessive about her. Besides I knew
what turned her on, good Indian food made with lots of love ! We cooked and made love with the same
intensity. There was a playfulness to the whole affair so even if something got
burned in the oven or in the bedroom we
would laugh it off.
As the days passed she
started imitating me and eating with her hands. She would be completely lost in it, licking her fingers
dry but sometimes she would look up at me and smile seductively. I couldn't wait for dinner to be over...
We cooked, dined
and fucked our way through the 3 months. Time had no meaning and it was over before it began.. She took me out on our last night to a
very expensive restaurant on top of a skyscraper in the city from where you
could see the entire London nights-cape. We ate our full and languished in the cushioned
comfort of our chairs. The food was great but I missed seeing her eat with her
hands relishing my food. The dinner felt flat that way and I was feeling down.
She sensed my mood when she said “It’s low on spice” and winked.As we took the tube back to my place, she discussed her future plans in Paris, on
continuing her education and getting together with family again.
It was our last night together and we hugged each other tight.
I woke up at the break of dawn. Audrey was all curled up facing the huge bay
windows enticing me with her bewitching bottom. Why was I not feeling sad that
she was leaving? Years later I would realize that it was because of the intensity
and fullness with which we lived our days that left no trace of regret or
sadness as its residue. We were happy to let it all end there, not even to stay
in touch.
Strange, I
thought, yesterday was the only day when we were in bed and not had sex. I stretched
and went for a run around the block. By the time I came back and showered,
Audrey was up.
She came and
kissed me long and full on the mouth.
‘Do you know
what was unique about yesterday?’ she whispered almost french kissing my ears.
'What ?', I got hard
just thinking about how our last faire des galipettes was
going to be.
‘Yesterday
was the only day that you didn't cook for me!’
